Social Classes/Ranks (Jokes)

JOKES

Social Classes/Ranks Jokes

SOCIAL CLASSES/RANKS

Pag Mayaman: Hunger Games.
Pag Mahirap: Hunger Lang.

Pag Mayaman: I’m so sorry, there's no more option.
Pag Mahirap: Teh, CHOOSY KA PA?!

Pag Mayaman: Get-together.
Pag Mahirap: Rally!

Pag Mayaman: Writing Paper.
Pag Mahirap: KO-PON BOND.

Pag Mayaman: African American.
Pag Mahirap: Negrito!

Pag Mayaman: Morena or Sun-Tanned.
Pag Mahirap: Ita o baluga!

Pag Mayaman: Rashes.
Pag Mahirap: Galis!

Pag Mayaman: Hey.
Pag Mahirap: Hoy!

Pag Mayaman: Kleptomaniac.
Pag Mahirap: Mandurugas!

Pag Mayaman: Magnum.
Pag Mahirap: Pinipig.

Pag Mayaman: Torrid Kiss/French Kiss.
Pag Mahirap: Laplapan!

Pag Mayaman: IPHONE.
Pag Mahirap: MyPHONE.

Pag Mayaman: iPAD.
Pag Mahirap: Yellow Pad.

Pag Mayaman: For Real?
Pag Mahirap: Wehh?!

Pag Mayaman: Assertive.
Pag Mahirap: Walang Hiya!

Pag Mayaman: Informal Settlers.
Pag Mahirap: Iskwater!

Pag Mayaman: Slow Learner.
Pag Mahirap: Bobo or gung-gong!

Pag Mayaman: CADBURY.
Pag Mahirap: CHUBBY/CHOEY TSOKO.

Pag Mayaman: (SPAGHETTI) Let’s have merienda!
Pag Mahirap: (SPAGHETTI) Sinong may birthday?

Pag Mayaman: Hand Sanitizer.
Pag Mahirap: Sabon.

Pag Mayaman: Liberated.
Pag Mahirap: Malandi!

Pag Mayaman: Petite.
Pag Mahirap: Malnourished!

Pag Mayaman: Voluptuous.
Pag Mahirap: Mataba or baboy!

Pag Mayaman: Single Parent.
Pag Mahirap: Disgrasyada!

Pag Mayaman: Scoliotic.
Pag Mahirap: Kuba!

Pag Mayaman: Nervous Breakdown (due to tension and stress).
Pag Mahirap: Sira ang ulo!

Pag Mayaman: Eccentric.
Pag Mahirap: May topak or may sayad!

Pag Mayaman: (Sumakit ulo) Migraine.
Pag Mahirap: (Sumakit ulo) Nalipasan ng gutom!

Three vampires on a restaurant.
Rich Vampire: Waiter, I'm gonna order two sets of fresh blood.
Middle Class Vampire: Waiter, paorder nga isang dinuguan.
Poor Vampire: Paorder naman one cup hot water.
Waiter: Ha? Bakit hot water po?
Poor Vampire: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Magta-tsaa nlang ako.

In the military, when a private is injured or sick, he will be sent to the general hospital
But when the general is injured or sick, he will be sent to a private hospital

In the Philippines, when an ordinary citizens commits theft, he goes straight to jail without further ado.
But when a politician commits graft and corruption, he invokes the right to counsel and for the due process of law, and eventually gets house arrest.